MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida man was charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger, TCPalm reported.
Kyle Jamison Jones, 30, was arrested on May 4 after his 28-year-old girlfriend reported that he attacked her while she was sleeping.
According to an affdavit, Jones “woke her up by slapping her with a cheeseburger,” then pulled her by the hair and kicked her down the stairs.
Although investigators found no injuries, they did come across “several remnants of said cheeseburger on her person.” She declined medical attention and told authorities didn’t want Jones arrested, saying “she only wished for law enforcement to speak to him,” the report states.
Jones was charged with battery and taken to the Martin County Jail.